Funny mistakes !!

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funny English class

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is
TEACHER : Correct,Now class, who discovered America
!CLASS : Mariaaa
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign

".FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!!JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables

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"TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about

!DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago

!!WINNIE : Me

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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"TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
........MILLIE : I is

"TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him

LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested

HAROLD : A teacher

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